But behind the lens of her yellow Polaroid camera lies a more twisted version of reality. Critic delves into this phenomenon to explore the hidden world of underwear kinks, and how you too can shamelessly exploit men for money.
Female underwear is more than just underwear. Thongs that ride up your ass more than Harlene Hayne. We all can fondly smile about our black period panties, the holes in the elastic, the white discharge stains you got after the convocation ceremony with Jacinda Arden. But how much does underwear cost? The next question to ask is, how much does used underwear cost? Think of a new car. But if your sweaty ass touches the fabric of some Hello Kitty cotton briefs, get prepared for that sweet price increase.
But they do, because humanity is full of beautiful little surprises like that. One might liken the vagina to the legendary King Midas: everything it touches turns to gold.
But where would one go to sell and buy used underwear? The street is out of the question — imagine running into your Aunt Mildred as you procure a stall at the Farmers Market underwear juices are organic, right?
Thank fuck for the internet. More specifically, thank fuck for Craigslist, the quirky younger brother website for those of us too lazy to figure out how to use the dark web. With graphics birthed from the gore of early s chat room minimalism, Craigslist Dunedin is an unsettling place to say the least.
Ever wondered what happened to those creeps you would talk to on Omegle with your friends at sleepovers? Look no further. Matilda started selling underwear when she was 17 years old, having got the idea from Reddit. Posing as a group of girls consisting of a 16 year old, a 17 year old and an 18 year old Matilda undertook the challenge of navigating the murky waters of the internet. First things first, you need to tailor your posts. This is a time to whip out those old NCEA creative writing skills.
She would attach pictures of her wearing the underwear — but not of her face for obvious privacy reasons. This means filtering out the guys who solely want to fuck you or probably kill you. The aim is to find a nice, normal underwear sniffer — is that too much to ask?
I had some men who would ask for more money if I shat in the underwear, or if I were on my period, which again I declined, but it was tempting. Pro tip: be sure to cut the labels off to make it look more expensive.
The longer you wear the underwear, the sweeter that stench will be. He gave me extra money to wear my school uniform. Overall, selling your used underwear on Craigslist is a pretty decent way to make money and have some decent yarns for your future grandchildren. The whole experience was funny but also weird, so weird. I really loved playing it, I have a level shiny Altaria [she insisted that we print that]. And one of my customers told me he had the best wank of his life to my tuna-glue. Culture Editor.
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This article first appeared in Issue 4, Posted pm Thursday 15th March by Caroline Moratti.